What really going wrong… Full movie
What’s really going wrong….
Cult film featuring carnage from the 90’s. Enjoy…
What’s really going wrong….
Cult film featuring carnage from the 90’s. Enjoy…
Mick Fanning. A fucking freakish young surfer who’s emerged from Australia’s Gold Coast with a fire inside… 2001 ASP World Qualifying Series Champion by a record margin.
* “The obvious choice” as Surfer Magazine’s
* Breakthrough Performer of 2001
* “He’s good competitively. He’s exciting as a free surfer. Mick’s got a big future for sure.” – Kelly Slater.
* “Mick Fanning is an insane surfer.” – CJ Hobgood.
* “He surfs that good it actually pisses a lot of people off.” – Joel Parkinson.
* “I always thought he’d be a world class surfer. It’s happened quicker than I thought.” – Mark Occhilupo.

UPDATE
* IF EVERYONE KEEPS SURFING AS NORMAL THE BEACHES WILL BE LOCKED DOWN
* PLEASE STAY WITHIN YOUR IMMEDIATE COMMUNITY TO AVOID VIRUS SPREAD
* CAR SHARING WITH PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSEHOLD IS ILLEGAL
* MINIMUM 2M METRES ABPART AT ALL TIMES
* SURF SAFELY
* NO CROWDS
* DO NOT SURF ALONE
* IT IS NOT OK TO TRAVEL LARGE DISTANCES
* IF IN DOUBT STAY HOME
Cornwall’s top police commander has said people can still go surfing, but they should not ‘take the mick’ by travelling huge distances.
Supt Ian Drummond-Smith the Police Commander for Cornwall, said
“Surfing has not been banned. It’s exercise and in Cornwall we know it’s a popular exercise. People can still surf.
“The question of driving a reasonable distance as per the NPCC guidelines, is ‘how far is reasonable’.
“I am telling my officers people can surf and some may well drive to surf.
“In addition, people are being warned to exercise alone or with people they are already isolated with. We don’t want to see groups of friends from different households gathering at beaches.
“If people want to surf alone, that may be fine – but again, people need to recognise that lifeguards are no longer at our beaches.
“They need to balance all these factors – as we all have to – about what is safe for themselves, what trouble they may get into and what pressure they may put on the NHS and other emergency services if they get into trouble while alone on the water.”
“But, of course, we will fine people where appropriate.”
“Government advice remains the same, and it is expressly to prevent the spread of coronavirus, to save lives, and to protect the NHS.
“There has been much discussion around what the legislation does and doesn’t specifically prohibit. The legal aspects of the legislation are based upon whether a person’s actions are reasonable or not. Officers will continue to make individual judgements based on the specific circumstances presented to them.”
So, I’m just going to chuck a few opinions out there. Feel free comment and get off your chest. We all love surfing, and we are all in it together.
So let’s break it down.
Non-essential travel.
The crisis hit with surf and sun and the first thing everyone did was hit the road. Hundreds and thousands of people went out to self-isolate, together. Beaches and parks were packed. No one took isolation seriously.
Non-essential travel was banned for a scientific reason, i.e. to reduce the spread of the virus. No one took any notice, so he police took action. Even if you think you take precautions, travel alone, go into the sea alone if there are 5 million people who feel the same. I mean do the maths. It isn’t going to work, is it? People will die because of your actions.Now we are seeing holidaymakers and second homeowners ignoring rules flocking to the coast. Most have surfboards of some sort.
The message is Do Not Travel. So don’t
Surfing is a low incident, low-risk sport.
It is, and if an expert surfer is surfing two-foot waves on their local beach, chances are nothing is going to happen. But the problem here is that we are all kooks and we all push limits and none of us like being told what to do.
Last week I saw surfers of intermediate ability and questionable ocean knowledge paddling out into waves they clearly couldn’t surf very well. Learners were rescued right around the country. Meanwhile, at the expert end, some people were still going for it and pushing performance limits in crowded surf which in itself increases the risk of injury.
The common thread here is that we all want to surf, but no one I’ve ever rescued or treated for fins cuts or injuries thought they were a problem before they became one.
Beginners are all like “Oh I didn’t know if I jumped into a rip at low tide with fifteen-foot waves, no leash, shitty Tesco wetsuit mid-winter and smashed my face into my board repeatedly I’d need rescuing.” Intermediates usually make basic a mistake. Experts get unlucky, or don’t kick out/drop-in/get dropped in on. That’s the way it goes.
So, how do you tell someone they are a problem when everyone thinks they are Eddie Aikau?
In my area, most of the top surfers have chosen to lead by example and not surf. I’d say try to do the same otherwise everyone will want to go in and we will face proper bans.
If you look at it objectively, you can draw several conclusions.
Travelling distances to the beach by car or van is out. No argument as it is unreasonable non-essential travel.
If you can walk to the beach should you surf? (Based on risk)
Given certain caveats (i.e. you really know what you are doing) surfing, in general, is probably lower risk than all the oldies jumping on bikes or even jumping around their lounges, pulling muscles or falling off things painting gutters, and certainly lower risk than the public going sea swimming.
Based on this, I’d offer the following for discussion.
If you are a beginner – no surfing. Too much risk, no lifeguards, big tides, and swell coming.
If you are an intermediate, Â (You are paddle fit, experienced at your local and can handle your board, do half-decent turns) – Up to 2-3 feet (up to head high) if there are no crowds, you are ultra-careful and not on your own in the lineup. Above that no.
Experts. I’d propose if you surf at 60% of your ability, just cruising and having a laugh, in anything below four feet. But no throwing yourself over low tide ledges. Above four feet, I mean we can deal with it day to day without incident, but if everyone goes, and something happens you won’t be anyone’s best mate and we will all be banned. No surfing alone.
What do you think?
We're all a bit stuck at the moment in the surf world. Thumb twiddling professionals the lot of us. Whilst the heroes of the NHS and public sector do their thing and we all hide we thought we'd look at the best wave you've got hidden on your hard drive, you know the one, next to the 'special' folder titled 'DONTLOOKINHERE'.
Just tag it on Insta with #carvemag1wave and we'll see it. It can be your sickest complete ride or an insane wave that you didn't make but will keep us dreaming like this opener we dug out the vault of Ferg. We'll add more as they come in. Cheers to the early adopters Boydie, Guts, Eug, Seb Smart and Ross Hargreaves.
Multi-award independent filmmaker Ben Gulliver presents a two year tour of duty through the very best cold water surf spots on the globe. The surfing is cutting edge, the back-drops are jaw dropping, the original score is sublime and the cinematography is crisp. Winner: Best Cinematography London Surf / Film Festival 2017
Starring: Balaram Stack, Chippa Wilson, Noah Cohen, Oliver Kurtz, Cam Richards, Noah Wegrich, Josh Mulcoy and Pete Devries.
The new issue is out. You can get it delivered to door for by hitting this link here .
SOLO SESSIONS?
Post-apocalyptic fiction is my favourite genre when it comes to reading (closely followed by Dystopian tomes). Nothing froths me more than diving into an ‘oh shit the world has only gone and ended and what the hell are we going to do now?’ story. The great reset is a fascinating concept. A flight of fancy where some appalling calamity has struck the Earth, and we are consigned, in large quantities, to the great bin of history like those feathered dinosaurs. I enjoy them as a literary construct. Not so much as a reality. The climate crisis is bad enough; it’s hard to keep on top of where is on fire and where’s underwater. The rise of authoritarianism and social media messing up democracy is a low blow, but now we have to deal with a pandemic as well? Sure it’s not a world ending, militarily tweaked flu that swiftly decimates* the globe like in Stephen King’s legendary, weighty book -The Stand, which you’ve got to read btw. That book is the bible of pandemic stories. But it is the biggest threat we’ve all faced in a generation. Part of the fascination, as any surfer will soon twig, of course, comes from the ‘imagine *insert surf spot of your dreams* with a couple of people out instead of 150+’. The end of the world doesn’t mean the end of the waves. Hopefully. Although sea-level rise may mean those spots are a bit further inland than they used to be. Would having the pick of the set waves at Mundaka, the Superbank, Padang, Rincon, Safi, Coxos, JBay, Lev, Thurso or wherever is your dream, worth enduring the end of the world for? It’s a fascinating thing to rattle around in your brain box. Let’s hope to imagine it is all we ever get to do.
Sharpy
Editor
*Not the best choice of words. Decimate literally means to remove a tenth of. So it should be whatever the opposite of that is ... removing pretty much everybody. **Written at the start of March before everything went batshit crazy. With lockdowns across Europe and surfing banned in some countries these are certainly interesting times. Stay safe, be good to one another, don’t be a panic buying prick, look out for your crew, and we’ll see you on the other side of this unprecedented situation.
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