I’ve a cat, well one lives with me and my daughter, it’s a pain in the ass, with fleeting moments of joy. Don’t get me wrong, I’m an animal lover but cats do what cats want to do. The closest it gets to surfing is when it pees on my wetsuit in one of its many territorial pissings. The idea of taking it to the beach, or in the freaking sea, gives me the heebie-jeebies, like trying to give a bath to a wild bear and it taking your head off with one quick swipe.

Make of this edit what you will, I’m fairly sure the cat would go full Wolverine on his human servants if it wasn’t down with this kinda malarky. The dude seems to not only be down with swimming, but also keen on londboarding, Da Cat lives, the world if mad and the internet loves cats.