The first film at Chopes I was impressed with. A bike in a barrel, yeah that was epic. First time I’d seen anyone try that. This one….Hmm…not so much.

Barring the fact Robbie threw his toys out out of the cot when a couple of surfers wouldn’t get out of the water so he could do his stunt, I’m not convinced by the latest offering.

By spending a year mounting huge skis and a motorised paddle on the back of a bike surely Robbie Madison has invented a shit jet ski that doesn’t float?

Ah, well done mate. I mean if I put a set of trucks on a jet ski and road it off a ramp would Samung give me a million bucks to make a film, or just tell me to fuck off? Exactly…Anyone got a spare jet ski?